Who's the blonde? Why, the pretty one! Who's the pretty one? The one who's wearing a bikini! Who's wearing a bikini? The one in the water! Which one's in the water? The one with long hair! Which one has the long hair? The one with her eyes closed! Why cant I decide? Two reasons: one, I'm having a blonde moment of my own! two, slight deviations of perfection are still PERFECTION!